I am very good at tripping up and falling over , I have had 50 years experience at it and have just about managed to perfect it.
My most receipt success fall was whilst Christmas shopping in Stratford upon Avon , I did a magnificent fall and in the middle of the road too, just for good measure . After all my previous experience , the fall was almost elegant and crowd pulling . Yes , I gathered much attention from a good sized crowd who I hope never to see again .
The retreat was graceful a speedy and a,” get up quick ” move was sucessfully used . Finally , damage done , a twisted and swollen ankle made slightly better by a costas coffee .